SHOCK NEWS!
Miss Rusty Nails, recently returned from her luxury cruise, confirmed today she is pregnant, and is due to give birth anyday now.
Miss Nails has denied it is just a bad case of gas due to overconsumption of alcohol on the cruise.
Names for the baby rumoured are Midori, Bacardi, Corona or Sunday Drink.
But who is the father?
In any event, we wish her a safe delivery.
Miss Nails has denied it is just a bad case of gas due to overconsumption of alcohol on the cruise.
Names for the baby rumoured are Midori, Bacardi, Corona or Sunday Drink.
But who is the father?
In any event, we wish her a safe delivery.
1 comment:
If she doesn't want it,can I have it?
Love Angelina Jolie xx
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